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If you eat at Burger King, even your asshole will think you’re an asshole.

Fitspo

It is said that having a personal mantra can help you reach your fitness goals. Mine is inspired by a friend of mine. The basic format is: "I don’t like _____. It tastes bad."

Fill the blank with whatever you want.

  • I don’t like bacon. It tastes bad.
  • I don’t like oeros. They taste bad.

This phrase can also be adapted to activities.

  • I don’t like sleeping. It feels bad.
  • I don’t like watching TV. It feels bad.

Just keep inspiring yourself over and over with this phrase until you get the body you want.

I wrote a poem

L. o. l. 

To the beat.

I live

For a live tweet.

I live

In La-La Land.

My hobbies include

Trying. 

To figure out

What is wrong with me?

Complaining. 

Makes life worth living.

Listening to authority 

Is not giving

Us a path to truth.

We’re not rude.

Our hobbies just include

Trying.

I didn’t even know how to spell #millennial

until I realized I was one. Two L’s, two N’s, and don’t u forget it u dumb old sacks of crap. We gonna legalize it allllll! #bestgen #tweet

prolove-prochoice:

liliflowerlost:

Yesterday I got the bad news I am pregnant.

I can’t afford an abortion right now, and I have to get one. 

If anyone would be willing to donate even a dollar it would help me tremendously. 

The cost of the abortion is $580

If you could reblog this I would be forever indebted to you

 Donation

Reblogging to boost signal. Also, check out abortionassistanceblog- someone in your area may be willing to help with transportation, funds, or moral support.

ew. wtf. ew. #no

ew. wtf. ew. #no

warpedesto:

do you ever just

make a friend and think

I am so glad this friend is mine

#no

(Source: cloudamie)

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raviolitimelord:

riddle-my-hiddles:

tardisparadox:

thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:

Actually,  the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.

1912 to 1922.

The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.

He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.

#and he still ends up dead floating in the water

holy shit

And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.

still no oscar

Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.

this is the most laughs tumblr has given me in a LONG time. it sounds like. hah. hah. hah. 

(Source: margaritka2005)

No, we’re not. Those books came out when i was in elementary school. By the time I was in high school, they were much too juvenile for me. 

No, we’re not. Those books came out when i was in elementary school. By the time I was in high school, they were much too juvenile for me. 

(Source: dreamerblogecuador)

EVERYTHING SMELLS LIKE GRAPE SODA AND URINE

02343:

I WANNA GO HOME

but spring break only comes once a year!

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket

excuse me?

advantages of being a girl woman:

  • bringing life into the world
  • having dumb as fuck men trip over themselves to do your bidding simply for the chance of getting their dick wet
  • symbolizing beauty
  • channeling beauty through makeup and fashion
  • being socialized to excel at making social and emotional connections
  • being able to participate in men’s spheres while having a near monopoly on women’s spheres
Apr 5

catswithbenefits:

thesickestjokes:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

i just threw up

Lol u should throw up at the thought of any circumcision. It’s heinous.

Mar 6
motherjones:

Fast Company: “What Jennifer Aniston And Beyonce Would Look Like As Ugly Regular People”
Commence “Is it socially critical art, or is it sexist body-snarking?” debate… NOW.

How is it sexist body snarking? If anything, I interpreted this project to be a criticism of beauty standards, not just for women, but for men also. That’s not to say that men and women are held to the same standards, etc. But these photos give pause to think critically about the scripts Hollywood gives us. The fact is, my mom looks like regular ugly Jennifer Anniston. But these regular ugly people are what make up our country. The stars just get on the covers of magazines and somehow everyone begins to forget what people naturally tend to look like under average circumstances. The point is that we shouldn’t try to look like Hollywood stars. 

motherjones:

Fast Company: “What Jennifer Aniston And Beyonce Would Look Like As Ugly Regular People

Commence “Is it socially critical art, or is it sexist body-snarking?” debate… NOW.

How is it sexist body snarking? If anything, I interpreted this project to be a criticism of beauty standards, not just for women, but for men also. That’s not to say that men and women are held to the same standards, etc. But these photos give pause to think critically about the scripts Hollywood gives us. The fact is, my mom looks like regular ugly Jennifer Anniston. But these regular ugly people are what make up our country. The stars just get on the covers of magazines and somehow everyone begins to forget what people naturally tend to look like under average circumstances. The point is that we shouldn’t try to look like Hollywood stars.